(stopped numbering them, too much work)
When life hands you lemons… it’s life, not a fruit stand. You don’t get lemons, you moron.
One word of advice: when you set off to distribute random words of wisdom, don’t post them 5 at a time, daily. That was a mistake.
Okay here is one more for today: When you’re stuck, learn something new.
Well, there it is. Good good, move along!